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eCards for Dummies: I See Brain Dead People

Too Stupid To Live

Greetings! This is an ecard I could send every day. There is never any shortage of idiots in this world.

This is a good card to send to smart people who are as frustrated as you are but also to the people who are too stupid to know just how stupid they are. I read once that smart people usually don’t know how smart they are but stupid people almost always think they are geniuses. That’s why I would send the card to dummies. It would be funny.

Like all the other ecards we are donating the profits to support small animal rescue shelters so you can feel better and do something good for the world by sending our greeting cards. Send one today and help make the world a better place! Accounts are FREE.


  1. Chaz says:

    I think this card is my favorite of all the cards you have. Its beautiful and very funny. You should make a tee shirt for this one too. I also think its nice that you are donating all the profits to animal shelters. I hope a lot of people send your ecards. Nice work!

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  3. Niles says:

    I like the way you think. Your ecards are fantastic and I think it’s wonderful that you are helping animals and rescue shelters. I wish there were more people like you in the world. Good luck with everything.

  4. ari says:

    haha i am starting to wish i have people to send your cards

  5. max says:

    I definitely loved this. I will try out some of them. Keep on going! cheers

  6. Wendy says:

    omg I laughed so hard at this!!!!! I will send this ecard to my mother. We talk all the time about how STUPID most people are now so I know she will have a good laugh too. Great job!

  7. colin says:

    i wish i can send this card to my teachers but i would get kicked out of school and my mom would kill me. my teachers are BRAIN DEAD! maybe i will do it in june after i graduate. heh heh

  8. Ava says:

    I like the way you think but I would be afraid to send many of your cards to the people who deserve them. You never know how stupid people will retaliate. Stupid people are usually crazy too. It’s nice that you are donating all of the money to animal rescue! I like many of the ecards on that site and will not be afraid to send the nice ones. Ava

  9. Paolo says:

    Hello! You cards is very cool. I like!

  10. Rose says:

    Thank you for making this for helping animals. I hope so many people will send ecards you can make their lives much better in the future. Your cards are funny and unusual and this card is beautiful and also true. There are too many stupid people now. I like your blog good luck! Rose

  11. buck says:

    very cool website i like your cards

  12. Fred says:

    Sick! But in a good way. hahahahaha

  13. Santos says:

    Hey, definitely make a t-shirt from this. It rocks!

  14. Olan says:

    HaHaHa a greeting card for every occasion. There will always be too many stupid people so your ecard will never go out of style or be off topic. Nice work.

  15. Tad Martin says:

    Thanks!! This will be my Christmas card this year!! Everybody I know including my family is a bunch of idiots!!

  16. beltaner says:

    hahaha your cards are guaranteed to offend everyone! I like that.

  17. stagnut says:

    all the people who are not stupid need this cards! sometime I hate every body and I wish I have your t-shirt for that. ecard is good message for cheap.

  18. Henry says:

    Wow! I will deffinitely remember you for the next time someone pisses me off. Probably next week when I go back to work.

  19. Patty says:

    Once again, you rock. I love your cards. Make something nasty for the holidays!

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This beautiful ecard is a perfect way to break up with a cheater or get rid of an effed up client and even a great way to leave a toxic friend or family member in the dust.

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  1. carl says:

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha ur smart to do ecards cuz ur right no one can wait for saying fu

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  3. Macca says:

    Too funny. Not for everyone but its a great idea. Beautiful job on the bridge! It looks like a real fire.

  4. Peter W. says:

    nice artwork funny card

  5. giancarlo says:

    u crazy funny cards i like very much

  6. Andrew says:

    Great job!

  7. Tammy Lynn says:

    I don’t need your cards right now but I bookmarked you for the future. Thanks in advance! lol Tammy Lynn 🙂

  8. leon says:

    i hope i never need cards like this but they rock

  9. vinnie says:

    haha funny cards but when someone does me wrong i just break their legs

  10. Nick Laub says:

    These ecards are hilarious. I almost wish I was pissed at someone so I would have an excuse to send the your invited to kiss my ass card. LOL

  11. Marti says:

    I agree with Nick the best ecard is the one that says you are invited to kiss my ass. LOL I laughed so hard at that one!! Also it was very pretty.

  12. Ari says:

    Brilliant cards! I have seen nothing like this before.

  13. Francis Franks says:

    These are great cards to send politicians. I wish I had the email address for everyone who works for the robocallers so I could let them know what I think of the people they are supporting and the companies they work for. They can all go to hell.

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  15. Brad W says:

    There is really a need for cards like yours. If I saw them a few months ago I would send the FOAD ecards to three people I worked with when I left my job. It is too late now but I will remember this for the future. There are a lot of assholes in the world and I know I will meet more of them sometime.

  16. steverino says:

    very funny cards
    the brain dead one is really nice

  17. Zombie says:

    YUM YUM! I love to eat brains.

  18. Hugh says:

    Clever cards. Too bad you don’t work for Hallmark because if you did I might actually buy their crap. Smart to make ecards for people who need them right away but I think you would sell more if they were in stores. Nice that you are helping animal rescue shelters! H

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FOAD: Fuck Off and Die


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  1. guess who says:

    i never saw other cards like this you hellayshus

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  3. jon crisp says:

    wow thats harsh lol

  4. Ben Taylor says:

    I wish you had these ecards when I was trying to break up with my last girlfriend who was screwing all my friends while she told me she loved me.

  5. Red says:

    I have a bad temper. Your cards will be good when I need something like this then I won’t have to pay to fix someones car again after I key it and put my foot through the window. lol

  6. abc123 says:

    foad heh heh i like it

  7. guest says:

    very amusing

  8. Debra says:

    Really awesome!

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  10. davi says:

    I wish I find your cards when I break up my girlfriend! She treat me so bad and never say sorry.

  11. Hal says:

    heh heh

  12. andy1 says:

    great idea i never saw cards like this another place on the web

  13. xrater says:

    lol foad

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  3. Zach H says:

    haha I book marked you so if I ever need to tell someone to fuck off I know where to go.

  4. Ken W says:

    I wish I had the email address for every telemarketer especially the ones who keep calling about elections and I will send tham these cards!

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  1. sonja says:

    hahaha very funny

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  4. alan michaels says:

    Haha great

  5. George says:

    I will remember this for the future. Great idea.

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