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These cards are fantastic! I wish you sold them in boxes and also stationery. They are too expensive for me from zazzle but I like them so much.
OMG the shithead card is so disgusting I wish I saw that when I was breaking up with my boyfriend. Now its too late but I bookmarked you if there is ever another time like that. I hope not! LOL
funny cards. you should have those in stores.
Gawd some of those greeting cards are so disgusting they would be perfect for a lot of people I have unfortunately known. I am glad no one is really pissing me off now but I have bookmarked you in case things change! The burning bridges cards are beautiful.
These greeting cards are def for a special occasion! Glad I don’t need them. Cool tee shirts!
heh heh these cards are the shitz and i mean that in a good way id prolly lose my job or get arrested if i used them in japan tho too bad
Funny stuff.
hahahahahahahahahahaha I was looking for special occasion cards greeting cards but these are a little too special for my occasion. Pretty funny tho. T
i agree ur cards shud be in stores. if i tell some one to fuck off i dont have time to buy on line and wait a week and then mail a card i need to do it now but the cards are grate.
GREAT CARDS
I want for use this cards but not allow here I think. Many goods.
cool cards an teeshirts
I wish I could afford a hunderd of these cards for the company that just laid me and fifty other people off but they had enough money to give big bonuses to all our managers!
to funny
I agree these cards need to be in the store you can’t wait two weeks or even longer to send them they have to be ready today when you are mad but they are great I would buy one in the store for sure cool
ur cards r hellarius
your card very funny I like
i agree the greeting cards need to be in stores
maybe head shops will sell them
i would buy if i didnt have to wait for delivery
cool blog
cass
me too on ur cards in stores. their awesome but u cant wait u need them fast to tell someone to fuck off. great tee shirts too. mm
omg that card with the toilet is so bad its good i will think of that evry day at work now cuz my stupidviser is so full of shit i wish i can quit my job i would give it to him love the cards
lol sorry i love your cards but i agree they need to be in stores
definately put your greeting cards in the stores! I would buy one if I was really mad and saw them right away. Nice blog.
LOL
There are so many assholes in the world now I would have to buy these cards by the gross – and they are gross! hee hee
LOL Where were you when I had to kick my best friend to the curb a few months ago! I would of sent him a shit head and a burning bridge. Cool blog.
Have you showed your greeting cards to a big company? I think you should do that because you need to be in stores. The cards are awesome but they are an impulse purchase. They have to be right there when someone is angry and also for people to see and remember for later when they need something like this. I think a lot of specialty stores will carry your cards. Nice work!
I agree put them in stores.
The greeting cards are extreme! I wish I was brave enough to send some to my managers but I need this job too bad. Awesome blog!
If someone gave me one of these cards I would die. They are so MEAN! I laughed but it’s not really funny. S. Melendy
I vote for the cards in stores too! I think they are hilarious.
I like the cards but I am buying one of the PMS tee shirts. lol
in the stores for sure!
those bridges are beautiful. i tried to do that in photoshop but it never comes out right. you should do a calendar of burning bridges or things on fire. just dont try to sell it in california right now.
Gross but funny! I agree everything needs to be in stores and you will sell more.
hahahahahahahahaha
you definitely do a great job setting things on fire. love the greeting cards but glad i never received one and hope i never do.
ur shit cards would make a good diet aid. my friend sent me a link and i looked on my lunch break. big mistake. i will probly not eat dinner now too.
yes the cards are defanitely an apetite supresor. hee hee
Wish I found your cards last year when I really needed them! Hope I never go thru anything like that again but I will remember your blog if I do and they are not in the stores. I agree they need to be in stores. My local head shop would definitely sell them.
my gf made sloppy joes for dinner and she was mad i can’t eat any after i looked at your blog so i showed her and she’s freezing for later. the pizza guy is on his way.
I like the burning bridges but some of your cards are just gross.
This is some good shit. ar ar ar
funny
lol Very funny. I like the t-shirts better than the cards though. Maybe that’s because there are no pictures on the t-shirts. ha ha
I agree they are gross. I like cute cards like Hallmark. The tee shirts are okay.
Freaking great
Awesome
Hilarious
No shit!
lmao
These are some of the funniest cards and shirts online… Nice.
Way to think out of the box dude! I love it!
These cards really made me laugh. Clever!
LOL this is a great concept!
high larius
heh heh heh
Ahahhahaha best cards ever
Fantastic and I give these greeting cards 2 thumbs up!! Just Too Funny lol
Haha! This blog is awsome.
lol Funny shit!! 🙂
Wicked, love it.
Funny, funny, funny. Well done!!
wtf. funny stuff, dude.
This made me laugh!
I LOVE the shirts! i plan on buying a few when i get a bank account. then some money. might take a while lol
you’re so creative. keep it up!
Ahahahaha. I can sooo relate. Too funny.
I enjoyed every card.
What a fun blog!!
LOL…wonderful!!
LOL…too funny!!
Nice cards *snort*
Too Funny!
Love your work!
I love it. Too funny!
Very funny cards, just a little too late for me and my ex-husband but still hilarious!
love everything about these cards! you need to make more!!
Oh my goodness . . these are hillarious!!!!!
simply hysterical !!! you are something else…..hahaha
Ha Ha Ha!
Too Funny!
Hilarious!
What a great bit of humour!
Oh, these cards and tees are funny funny funny!
these greeting cards are like a bad car wreck. i dont want to look but i cant help myself and after i feel sick! lol
LOL — one might have to be sure the recipients live far away from the senders! 🙂
Haha how funny the cards are just great 🙂
I really dig the artwork, honestly. Great photoshop work!
LOVE IT!! Very funny! Added you to my bookmarks.
This is perfect to send most of our politicians haha! They are all on my official shit list.
Well done.
These should be marketed to retail stores!
i could use these for christmas cards this year
my life is shit
these cards are too cool
eeeeeeuwwwwwwwwww
(but they are funny–ok, I admit it)
hahahahaha….DISGUSTING :)))
Incredible!
I love the t-shits! hahaha U R A GENIUS
eeeew lol so funny
Love the shirts.
LOL
Awesome!
I’m having flashbacks of my worst best friend just reading these cards. I wish I saw your cards two years ago!
These cards made me laugh out loud for real…
ha! ha! ha! Funny, Weird, Great!
You’ve got a very weird sense of humor and I love every bit of your weirdness! lol!
Is it wrong that I find this funny?
LOL LOL I laughed for quite a while after reading this blog – too funny!
HA! I love these cards!
hahahaha funny
Awesome! Really funny! Made my day!
Wow. I love It 🙂 It reminds me of those “Hello, Fuck you” signs. The burning bridges cards are amazing! 🙂
Love these cards. Make more!!!!!!!!!!
disturbing..
…but funny
Really Cool Shit!
I love it all!
FUNNY SHIT
HA!
hahaha
hahahahahahahahaha luv ur cards n tees
Funny cards but I need to tell someone to fuck off today. You should put them in stores or make ecards. Fred
Those greeting cards are too funny!! I almost wish I was mad at somebody. lmao
I wish I found your site a few months ago when I really needed to tell someone to fuck off! lol You have the best greeting cards I ever saw but not for every occasion.
ur shithead cards r too funny ha ha ha
lmao
thats sum funny shit
Wish ur stuff is in stores.
YOU HAVE THE BEST CARDS EVER!
I WILL REMEMBER YOU FOR SURE WHEN
I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE GO FUCK
YOURSELF. HAHAHAHAHA SUPER GREAT!!
u r hella funny
lolololololololol i cant decide whats funnier between the shitheads and the burning bridges
if i knew my boss was going to fire me for flirting with his wife i would have given him the shithead card BECAUSE IT LOOKS JUST LIKE BOTH OF THEM
I wish I had your cards last week when I dumped my cheating boyfriend! Awesome!!
BEST GREETING CARDS I EVER SAW LOL
LMAO
You have to get these cards into stores. I know Hallmark won’t sell them but they are so funny. No one will want to wait weeks to tell someone to fuck off but they are SO FUNNY!!
LOL these are the funniest cards I ever seen!!! LOL
LOL r these for real? if not they should be! hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOO FUNNY
but also gross
These are very clever. I did laugh out loud at many of them. I do hope you will put them in stores. I think they would be a big hit. I have not seen many greeting cards like this! LOL
LOL LOL the shitheads are perfect
today i wish i have your card right now
funny but also say my thinking too much
LMAO
HA HA HA I LIKE IT
HELL LARIOUS! Funniest greeting cards I have ever seen but I never want to see one in my mailbox thats for sure. LMFAO
i like it! lmao
These are too funny!
lmao wish I had one right now to give my shithead boss mutha fired me today FOR HIS MISTAKE! he is on my official shit list.
ROFLMAO
thanks now i have to clean my monitor!
these cards are SICK and I mean that in a good way
If I live in America I will send many of your card to BP! They speak my heart.
heh heh heh I need two of everything.
LOL your funny I was looking for birthday cards for my mom and my aunt who are twins but I love them so I can’t use any of yours but they are so funny I really laugh out loud!
hahaha