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FOAD: Fuck Off and Die


Sometimes anacronyms speak louder than words, and few speak more loudly than this one!

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  1. guess who says:

    i never saw other cards like this you hellayshus

  2. MattCK says:


  3. jon crisp says:

    wow thats harsh lol

  4. Ben Taylor says:

    I wish you had these ecards when I was trying to break up with my last girlfriend who was screwing all my friends while she told me she loved me.

  5. Red says:

    I have a bad temper. Your cards will be good when I need something like this then I won’t have to pay to fix someones car again after I key it and put my foot through the window. lol

  6. abc123 says:

    foad heh heh i like it

  7. guest says:

    very amusing

  8. Debra says:

    Really awesome!

  9. James says:


  10. davi says:

    I wish I find your cards when I break up my girlfriend! She treat me so bad and never say sorry.

  11. Hal says:

    heh heh

  12. andy1 says:

    great idea i never saw cards like this another place on the web

  13. xrater says:

    lol foad