Too Stupid To Live
Greetings! This is an ecard I could send every day. There is never any shortage of idiots in this world.
This is a good card to send to smart people who are as frustrated as you are but also to the people who are too stupid to know just how stupid they are. I read once that smart people usually don’t know how smart they are but stupid people almost always think they are geniuses. That’s why I would send the card to dummies. It would be funny.
Like all the other ecards we are donating the profits to support small animal rescue shelters so you can feel better and do something good for the world by sending our greeting cards. Send one today and help make the world a better place! Accounts are FREE.
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Lose My Number!
This beautiful ecard is a perfect way to break up with a cheater or get rid of an effed up client and even a great way to leave a toxic friend or family member in the dust.
They cost the same as an itune, no trees have to die and no stamps are required. We are donating 100% of the money from these cards to our friends who do animal rescue and they are now helping wolves too. Check it out!
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FOAD
Sometimes anacronyms speak louder than words, and few speak more loudly than this one!
This lovely ecard is available in both black and red versions, and your recipients is sure to get your meaning, either way.
Don’t sit there stewing in your own juices! Send an Official Shit List ecard and speak volumes!
Sign up for a FREE account to remove watermarks. All proceeds benefit small animal rescue shelters and sanctuaries! The greetings also provide great health benefits. Guaranteed to lower your blood pressure!
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Trespassers Will Be Flamed
Official Shit List is proud to announce that we’ve added eCards to our arsenal. Never again be misinterpreted!
You spoke, we listened. It’s true that in the heat of passion few of us have the patience to wait days before responding. Now you don’t have to wait even a moment.
We’re adding new cards every day, and offer custom eCards, announcements, and invitations. The perfect response to every asshole and any miscarriage of justice!
Whether from the Use Your Words Collection, the Burning Bridges Collection, or the Say It With Sewage Collezione, for the cost of an itune you can let someone know their jig is up, their goose is cooked, you’re mad as hell and you’re not going to take it any more!. Don’t be shy. All proceeds benefit small animal rescue shelters.
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Say It with Sewage: You're Invited!
You’ve spoken and we’ve listened! Few have the patience to wait when it’s time to tell someone exactly what you think of them, so we now have Official Shit List eCards.
Time to Say It with Sewage! All proceeds benefit small animal rescue groups and we are proud to be associated with such good works.
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carl 
I think this card is my favorite of all the cards you have. Its beautiful and very funny. You should make a tee shirt for this one too. I also think its nice that you are donating all the profits to animal shelters. I hope a lot of people send your ecards. Nice work!
GREAT CARD!
I like the way you think. Your ecards are fantastic and I think it’s wonderful that you are helping animals and rescue shelters. I wish there were more people like you in the world. Good luck with everything.
haha i am starting to wish i have people to send your cards
I definitely loved this. I will try out some of them. Keep on going! cheers
omg I laughed so hard at this!!!!! I will send this ecard to my mother. We talk all the time about how STUPID most people are now so I know she will have a good laugh too. Great job!
i wish i can send this card to my teachers but i would get kicked out of school and my mom would kill me. my teachers are BRAIN DEAD! maybe i will do it in june after i graduate. heh heh
I like the way you think but I would be afraid to send many of your cards to the people who deserve them. You never know how stupid people will retaliate. Stupid people are usually crazy too. It’s nice that you are donating all of the money to animal rescue! I like many of the ecards on that site and will not be afraid to send the nice ones. Ava
Hello! You cards is very cool. I like!
Thank you for making this for helping animals. I hope so many people will send ecards you can make their lives much better in the future. Your cards are funny and unusual and this card is beautiful and also true. There are too many stupid people now. I like your blog good luck! Rose
very cool website i like your cards
Sick! But in a good way. hahahahaha
Hey, definitely make a t-shirt from this. It rocks!
HaHaHa a greeting card for every occasion. There will always be too many stupid people so your ecard will never go out of style or be off topic. Nice work.
Thanks!! This will be my Christmas card this year!! Everybody I know including my family is a bunch of idiots!!
hahaha your cards are guaranteed to offend everyone! I like that.
all the people who are not stupid need this cards! sometime I hate every body and I wish I have your t-shirt for that. ecard is good message for cheap.
Wow! I will deffinitely remember you for the next time someone pisses me off. Probably next week when I go back to work.
Once again, you rock. I love your cards. Make something nasty for the holidays!
perfect because EVERYBODY IS TOO FUCKING STUPID NOW!
kudos!!